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A little Pre-story, backstory When my mom was little, she dreamed about playing the piano. Buuuuuuut, her parents couldn’t afford lessons. I think we all know where this one is going. To compensate for her childhood, my mom made the decision that my sister and I were going to be AMAZING pianists. So, she signedContinue reading “An Apple Juice Mishap”

Lets Just jump right in shall we? This story takes place on, what I can only assume, is a Tuesday. Now, I say this because, my aunt Lynn watched us EVERY Tuesday, without fail. And on this adventure, Lynn was watching my sister and I, so Ima make my best guess here. So it wasContinue reading “Kidnapped??”

Setting the Scene: It was a dreary day, end of March or beginning of April. I was a little 3rd or 4th grader. (Hey, I was little. I can’t be expected to remember every little detail) We were in that odd stage of weather, not quite winter, not quite spring. You know, when the snowContinue reading “It’s all good, we have rice cakes”

I feel like, in order to gain a better knowledge on my Aunt Lynn, we need to take a little looksie at her smashing mansion. Anddddddddddd by “smashing mansion”, I really mean, a creepy, rundown, shack of a house. I won’t state where she lives, because that would be 1. stupid and 2. dangerous. ButContinue reading “Lynns Smashing Mansion”

Previously I have given a very, VERYYYY informative description of my lovely Aunt Jane. Now, the time has come. The time. For. Lynn! DUN!DUN!DUN! Lynn: Now Lynn, Lynn would be the straight up, description of crazy. Like when you see someone walking down the street and they look completely wack. Yeah, that Lynn for you.Continue reading “A Solid 10/10 Description of Lynn”

It has come to my attention that nobody here, has any clue what my aunts actually look like. Obviously this cannot go on. Their descriptions only enhance any story. So here’s a fun little look into Jane. Jane: Not to be harsh, or mean, or cruel. But the best way to start the description ofContinue reading “A Solid 10/10 Description of Jane”

Ahhhh, my dear aunt Jane. A thrilling women who enjoys spending her days in her La-z-boy, watching family feud, drinking Mountain Dew, and munchin’ on sunflower seeds. My sister and I were lucky enough to have her pick us up on Wednesdays from school, she would then watch us until my dad got home, aroundContinue reading “Learning Life Skills”

Let’s start us off with a super fun story of my Aunt Lynn, Lovingly referred to as “Lynnie”. Now, our dear Lynnie would watch my sister and I on Tuesdays, any random day that our parents needed, and if we were sick. I was just a little second grader, and on this day I happenedContinue reading “A SuperOne Tragedy”